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💎 Balls-First Design – Engineered with the sensitive zone in mind. Smooth glides, less risk, no awkward winces.
🪒 Weighted for Control – The metal handle gives you proper grip for those high-stakes angles.
⚔️ Precision Shaving – Compatible with our award-winning blades. Trim the hedges without butchering the lawn.
🧼 Hygienic & Easy to Rinse – No electric faff. Just rinse, dry, and repeat.
🥶 Cold Steel, Cool Confidence – That refreshing metal touch? Unexpected. Effective. Weirdly reassuring.
Also perfect for travelling
5 Precision Blades
Features five diamond coated blades for an extra-close shave
Why bother grooming your man bits?
Hygiene
Less hair means less sweat and less pong
Looks
A tidy base makes everything look... grander
Pulling power
Most partners prefer a groomed bloke
Confidence
Knowing you’re neat down there just hits different
You’ve got questions. We’ve got answers
Because it’s not just any razor, it’s built specifically for your balls.
- Wide, pivoting head glides to your grooves (yes, those ones).
- Rubber comb helps guide hair without tugging your plums.
- Soothing lubricated strips packed with aloe, avocado oil, and vitamin E for smoothness where it really counts.
- Grippy ergonomic handle so you stay in control when the water’s flowing and the stakes are high.
Patience, soldier. Here's the winning technique:
- Trim first if you're rocking a full jungle.
- Warm water helps – shave in the shower to soften skin and hair.
- Use a gentle shaving gel if needed.
- Glide slowly, with the grain (that’s the direction your hair grows).
- Rinse the blade often, go again if needed.
- Admire the craftsmanship, then rinse and dry the area.
Dead easy:
Line up the metal tabs on the handle with the back of the cartridge. Push together until you hear a satisfying click. Boom, you’re locked and loaded.
Hold the handle. Press the release button near the head. Pop, blade's off. Safe, simple, satisfying.
Keep things fresh. Swap your blade every 5–7 shaves, or every couple of weeks whichever comes first. Blunt blades = bad times down there.
If you’re packing a forest, give it a trim first. Then go in for the close shave. We always say: trim the bush before you landscape the palace.
It’s not a rule, but it is a very good idea. You’ll get a closer, safer, smoother finish, and your balls will thank you.
Everyone’s growth is different, but most blokes are in the once-a-week to every-fortnight camp. Go with whatever keeps you comfy, confident, and chafe-free.
Follow these golden steps:
- Trim first
- Warm water, always
- Shaving gel helps
- Pull the skin taut
- Glide slowly with the grain
- Rinse regularly
- Moisturise after if you’re feeling fancy